I’ve got 99 problems and I’m not dealing with any of them
im sO SORRY
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SIGNAL BOOST
Avoid ordering physical items from Amazon until July 30th!
This isn’t some petty manufacturing error
This isn’t an outbreak of something stupid like anthrax
IF you make the mistake of ordering from Amazon in the next month and a half not only will you help prototype the new drone overlords, but in addition you could be seeing one of these MONSTROSITIES arrive at your front door
HOW WILL YOU BE ABLE TO EXPLAIN YOURSELF TO YOUR KIDS, YOUR SPOUSE, YOUR MAILMAN, YOUR COUNTRY???!??
HOW??!?
NO
GOD ALMIGHTY WHY
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I need to order from Amazon right away!
Cannibalism holds the potential to solve both hunger and overpopulation problems.
…what the fuck are you thinking about in that shower
I get emotionally attached to lyrics, like not necessarily a whole song just that one line that hits you in the gut and pulls out every emotion you can possibly feel and every time you hear that one line it’s like the whole world is okay for a few seconds.
How many followers do u need to have before u just get random curious anons or am i just too boring
- me: gets personally offended when the best photo in a calendar isn't for my birth month
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